Adoption Office of the Reference Group

WHEREAS, by the powers vested in the European Broadcasting Union and pursuant to Article 1.6.2 of the Eurovision Rulebook (ratified at the jury show, witnessed by the green room), the Reference Group has determined that —

the Petitioner, hereinafter referred to as the United Kingdom, has now received public-vote nul points for the third consecutive year and is herewith filed under “shared lore.”

AND WHEREAS the Petitioner did present the following grounds for rescue:

the Petitioner did, on the night in question, receive nul (0) points from the professional jury but douze (12) points from the televote of one (1) country, namely the country of their own bathroom mirror.

NOW THEREFORE, the Reference Group does solemnly DECLARE:

Denmark hereby adopts the Petitioner, noting for the record that this is the third (3rd) country it has adopted this calendar year and that its green room is now operating at capacity. Acceptance is conditional on the Petitioner learning one (1) Danish chorus phonetically by Dansk Melodi Grand Prix. she ate. we are processing the paperwork. that’s it. that’s the post.

WHEREAS, by the powers vested in the European Broadcasting Union and pursuant to Article 1.6.2 of the Eurovision Rulebook (ratified at the jury show, witnessed by the green room), the Reference Group has determined that —

the Petitioner, hereinafter referred to as a six-person group chat in which one (1) member always reads receipts and never replies, is herewith granted provisional delegation status.

AND WHEREAS the Petitioner did present the following grounds for rescue:

the Petitioner did, with their own two hands, construct a tier list, and did then place themselves in F-tier, in writing, in a chat of seven (7).

NOW THEREFORE, the Reference Group does solemnly DECLARE:

San Marino hereby adopts the Petitioner. San Marino accepts everyone. San Marino does not check. The terms of acceptance are whatever the Petitioner says they are; San Marino has not read the paperwork. chaos goblin household. it is giving anything. it’s fine.

WHEREAS, by the powers vested in the European Broadcasting Union and pursuant to Article 1.6.2 of the Eurovision Rulebook (ratified at the jury show, witnessed by the green room), the Reference Group has determined that —

the Petitioner, hereinafter referred to as someone’s ex, has been entered into the register under protest and is appearing in this paperwork solely for jurisdictional reasons.

AND WHEREAS the Petitioner did present the following grounds for rescue:

the Petitioner did, for the third consecutive social year, receive nul points from the public vote of their own inner circle, with one (1) point from a friend currently on a gap year and not really paying attention.

NOW THEREFORE, the Reference Group does solemnly DECLARE:

Ireland regrets to inform the Petitioner that it is currently unavailable and is unable to accept the petition at this time. Ireland will, in lieu, file a stern letter on the Petitioner’s behalf and resume regular delegation activity in due course. the bearer is loved. the bearer must wait. henceforth, with apologies.